ONE
OF THE BOYS inflates only during quorum calls so this doesn't happen unless
senators are in the precinct.
When
this sculpture is activated by the The Main Piece, It first starts waving
an ersatz U.S. flag and flashing some money (the white circle in the detail
is a quarter). It then begins to inflate. As it inflates, it contracts.
As it contracts, it pulls two pearls out of a bag on the floor. These are
followed by a clump of bullshit. Just the way a good bull shitter will
do it; a couple of pearls and THEN comes the bullshit.
ONE
OF THE BOYS inflates only during quorum calls so this doesn't happen unless
senators are in the precinct.
Now, some wags chided me for carrying bullshit to congressional offices.
But this bullshit is the real stuff, imported specail from Texas, not the
mild, government-regulated product that we all know too well. This particular
clump was the best of a lot specially collected by Stanley Marsh 3 of Amarillo,
owner, among other things, of Antfarm's Cadilac Ranch on U.S. 66. Three,
as some acquaintenances refer to Mr. Marsh, is a first-rate connoisseur
of all kinds of bullshit, including political, art and bucolic varieties.
Three represents that the aforementioned "road apple" (his term) came not
from a steer or a cow (not that there's anything wrong if it did, mind
you), but from a heterosexual bull with whom he was, for a short while,
personally acquainted.
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