Lunch at the Guggenheim

(A Phone Event)
by
Bob Caskey

"Morse Code"  3 minute (2 meg) MP3 file

 In 1978, I designed a project to ask the question, "Can the telephone be a medium for art?" To do this, I had an announcer machine. It's like an answering machine, except it didn't ask for a message at the beep. When a caller dialed the number, It simply played a tape of 3 minutes duration or less and hung up. A number of artists made tapes to put on the machine for a two week period. Only artists, poets and musicians who were Creative spirits who were capable of profound expressions, Individuals who would recognize the potential of the situation and could design an experience that would break new ground were invited to make a phone event tape.
Bob Caskey was such a person.
His Phone Event went on the line August 27, 1978. It consisted of 3 minutes of beeping sounds. Most callers didn't recognize that it was a message in Morse Code. Unfortunately Bob never gave me a written translation, so I have to content myself with my memory of what he told me it was. As I recall, the translation was something like "Paid round trip transportation to New York and lunch at the Guggenheim, second weekend in December. See message for Starless in September 20, Detroit News Personals and follow the clues . See you in NYC. Trebor."
Trebor, of course, is Robert spelled backwards.
On Wednesday, September 20, 1978, a three line item appeared in the Personals on page 14 D of the Detroit News Classified ads.

personals AD - Casky


It can be revealed now that D.I.A. is art code for the Detroit Institute of Arts and due west of it lies the Detroit Public Library - Main Branch. Before the ad appeared, Caskey borrowed a book by Harold Rosenberg with the Dewey Decimal designation of 701.18 R7230. He planned to insert into the book a prepaid round trip train ticket and a note inviting the person who followed the clues to lunch at the Guggenheim Museum in New York City.
However, he ran into a problem. I forget why, but he couldn't purchase the ticket. I don't remember if it was that the train didn't go there any more, or the ticket wasn't for sale that far ahead or what it was, but he couldn't get the ticket. So he put the cash in the book, something like $160, which was a piece of change for us back in 1978.
On that Sunday, he headed down to the library at Woodward and Kirby. He intended to go up to the second floor where the fine arts books are and, at five after one o'clock, ten minutes before the appointed time, place the book in its proper place on the shelf in the stacks. When he got there and saw the abundant parking spaces out front and the darkened main entrance, it hit him.
The Library is closed on Sundays!
After a moment of panic, he looked around. No one else was on the esplanade that led to the entrance. No one was sitting on the stairs or the stone ledge surrounding the lawn. No one sitting in a parked car. If someone had deciphered the Morse Code and correctly interpreted the personal ad, they hadn't showed up yet.
So, at five after one, Caskey walked up to the main entrance and placed the book, with its cash and note, against the library's locked door. He then walked back to his car parked in front. it was about 100 feet from the door where he could watch the book. He got in, sat, waited and watched. Nothing happened. A few pedestrians walked down Woodward Avenue, but none turned to approach the library. Pigeons pecked at cracks in the steps.
Caskey waited.
At precisely 15 minutes past one o'clock, a figure walked around the corner of the library and headed for the front door. Good. Somebody did figure it out. Now they were here to claim the prize. A man, shabbily dressed, his shoes too big and a tattered too small suit jacket, stretched over a hooded sweat shirt.
Caskey thought he could be an artist but.... maybe not. The man spied a trash can near the entrance and shuffled over to it. He rummaged through the top layer of trash with a particular interest in the food containers. Caskey figured he's probably not a artist and he's probably not here because he figured out the clues. The book was in plain sight 20 feet away but the man was facing away from the entrance. The man found nothing edible in the discards. He did turn up two redeemable pop cans. He shook out a balled up plastic bag from his pocket and put the cans in it. He turned and walked toward the library entrance.
Caskey might have thought "That's it! There goes the money."
This situation probably felt familiar to Caskey. It was like the other "money pieces" he did. At some point, they spin out of control. Stuff happens. Unforeseen events take twists and turns that no one anticipated. And it's at that point that they get most interesting. Like the sculpture of fragile balsa wood strips Caskey constructed around a fifty dollar bill. It was impossible to remove the fifty without damaging the construction. He put it in a group show at a university gallery and instructed the staff not to interfere with anyone taking the fifty dollars. Which was probably unnecessary since university art galleries have practically no security anyway.
He promised that he would make no claim against the gallery for loss or damage. Shortly after the exhibit opened, the 
fifty dollars was taken. The balsa wood construction was damaged in the process. The piece became the center of a huge controversy. People accused Caskey of tempting some poor weaker soul into crime. Others defended him saying that he was making the point that for some in our society, money is more important than art. The gallery came under intense criticism from people who accused it of colluding with Caskey by encouraging theft.
His supporters asked how was it a theft if the money was placed there with the intention that someone take it and its owner not object? His detractors said the sculpture was now broken, an ugly reminder of the criminal act Caskey had instigated. His defenders claimed that the damaged construction was part of the process of the piece and that art can be broken and ugly and still be good art.
The gallery asked Caskey to remove his sculpture from the show. He refused. It was only after the threat of a walk-out by many of the other artists in the show that the gallery relented and permitted the sculpture to remain for the duration. The affair was talked about for weeks.
Caskey also remembered the time that instead of cash, he put a hundred dollar check made out to "cash" on a plate in a show and again got the gallery staff to agree not to interfere. He knew that if it were stolen, the thief would have to sign it to cash it and he would, unlike his previous "money pieces" at least learn the name of the individual who took it. But, at the opening of the show, one of the dumber artists present got the idea that if enough people signed the back of the check, there would be no room for the thief to endorse it and thus the check would be rendered valueless. This benighted artist convinced a large number of other artists at the opening to endorse the check and return it to its plate.
Again arguments arose about the morality of the sculpture. The instructions to the staff not to interfere were condemned as an invitation to crime. Others defended them as necessary to remove legal restrictions and thus create a pure tension between a person's desire for the money and that person's real integrity. In any case, the focus and controversy on that slip of paper resting on the plate dominated the event. Two days later the check went missing. Two months later the check was cashed and Caskey got it back from the bank.
Unfortunately, because of all the names on it, Caskey was unable to identify which signature was the thief's.
I'm afraid I must confess I am that dumb artist who thought everyone signing it was a good idea.
Back at the library, the man with the shoes too big suddenly stopped. He looked around as if he were being observed. He spied another trash can on a distant corner. He walked to it, rummaged thru it, and disappeared forever around the corner of Farnsworth and Woodward. Caskey waited until twenty five minutes after one, then he walked to the library`s entrance and retrieved Harold Rosenberg with the money.
For me, there was always something mysterious about Caskey. I remember him saying " Life is like throwing a boomerang into the night."
I sensed a vast interior I was never really privy to. he seemed uncomfortable talking about himself.
I never heard him say a lot about his art, what it meant to him or why he did certain things.
He never revealed to me how he felt about the reaction of others to what he did as an artist.
But there is one thing I know.
I know that that winter of 1978, on Fifth Avenue, Robert Caskey completed his Phone Event art project.

He went to the Guggenheim Museum and ate lunch.




Bob Caskey also collaborated with me on a "hitchhiker" project.
 

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